Was stuck in boring all-hands staff meeting. Surreptitiously drew this on my lap using obligatory meeting papers with a cheap, hotel pencil and no eraser to stave off the mind-numbing boredom. T_T
May or may not have drawn weird AU!HIgh Skool!Mass Effect! Shakarian. DON’T LOOK AT ME. (I do like it very much though, probably gonna clean it up and finish it hu hu hu)
I wrote this totally dramatic, tragic, non-romantic but practical relationship as backstory for one of my characters.
And ended up drawing a sappy AU where EVERYONE IS HAPPY AND NO ONE IS SAD!!! instead.
*lies on floor sobbing*
Is it even an AU when the story writer does it??
AU where parents meet when they are younger: still naive to the cruelty of the world and adorable as muck and he is so brave and hensom and she is still open-minded and willing to learn and they fall in love and he gives her one of his coats and she wears that sheep FOREVER and he proposes and they have a beautiful, fluffy, adorkable romance that is not at all driven by power and fear but by TWU WUV and TRUST and HOPE FOR THE FUTURE~~!
*rolls on floor angrily*
Why did I draw the guy too good looking?? He’s TOO GOOD LOOKING. Abort! Abort! Give him a bad nose job! Maybe that will reduce the over-prettiness!
I thought Tobi was still halfway up a mountain with Marzell, that’s an inappropriate time to have no clothes
I’m not sure whether “up a mountain” or “with Marzell” horrifies him more about this possibility
LITERALLY NOBODY IN THE WORLD WANTS THIS TO HAPPEN BUT YOU
"Up a mountain" sounds like euphemism for something. *wraggles eyebrows* And now!! The sequel to the thing no one requested:
Marzel turned dramatically! “Now we strip!” he announced to the howling winds.
Tobi cried. Messily. “Why?!”
"The orphans! Think of the orphans!" And BAM! Lo stood Marzel in his ugly smallclothes. "We must continue kissing for them!"
"This isn’t even remotely close to kissing!" Tobi wailed. "WHO told you this was kissing?"
Far away, Surana’s ears twitched something fierce.
Captain Virama’s cheat sheet on the meaning of her tattoos. Because my mind is like sand and I will probably forget! >_< (especially the order)
Every tattoo has a meaning. A story. This one currently follows the canon Smuggler storyline but maybe I will make up my own for future smugglers.
I chose the slanted tattoo as Corso’s because in Virama’s story she gets him to do it and he’s all nervous and it comes out CROOKED! Not the perfectly straight geometric lines of Mirialans! She thinks it’s sweet but Corso obsesses over fixing it for weeks. Marriage isn’t usually viewed as an achievement but to Virama it is and she’s gonna put it there, traditions be damned.
The little tiara thing Virama wears is also a present from Risha… or a reward depending on how you looked at it from the Drayen stash. Captain Virama is sadly an awkward space duck when it comes to refinement and class, so she’s very grateful for Risha’s help in picking it out.
((Why do I think of these things right when I need to go to sleep arrgh))
Psst. Hey. Hey you. Yeah you. You wanna buy some art commissions? Woah woah hey now I haven’t finished! You don’t wanna buy (..yet), is cool, is cool. You got a smart head there. Tell yer what, I give the first five for free, yeah?
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- defira85 > Tahrin (and Pierce?)
- ether101 > TTGB Rev/BG
- spiritofemby > OC face profile
(Just send me a note in askbox.)
Free commissions is now closed! THANK YOU TO THE FOUR WHO RESPONDED!
The response to my freebie giveaway was a bit… dismal…? But I shall take to heart to push harder to improve my art. It says a lot when people don’t want your stuff even when given away for free D,: