The Sims 3 + Corpse Justice = ???
If anyone has been wondering where I disappeared um. See the thing is I recently bought The Sims 3. DO NOT JUDGE ME. It’s not a “girl’s” game dammit! It’s a simulation. Like… uh… RTS. Except with fashionable people and you wash toilets and stuff. Anyway.
…I ended up making some Corpse Justice characters. For science!! And experimentation. Here they are:
Titular character Corpse Justice looking rather serious. Anders being Anders. And oh, Warden Commander Marzel Amell, would you please stop glaring. I didn’t want to put you in the Pants! Honest!! They didn’t give me any robe options! COME ON. Stop that! YOUR FACE WILL GET STUCK LIKE THAT.
Okay. So after messing with them a bit I decided to leave them alone and play another household. OH come on guys, don’t give me that!!
Anyway, if you didn’t know: A new feature in The Sims 3 is that households will progress independently even if you aren’t playing them. I didn’t give this much thought at first… so I left them to their own devises for a whole week.
After one week… I decided to play their household. This is what I found:
Anders was still Anders (surprisingly unchanged).
Amell had found a job, fallen in love, got a girlfriend, and learned gardening. Way to overachieve your Sim peers.
Justice had a baby.
There was no mother.
I. NO WORDS. WHUT.
SOME DIABLO III ACT I SPOILERS IN THIS (epic) CUTSCENE!
Hey, Defira, your boyfriend has an incarnation in this game too.
SOOO IN LOVE. <3
GREAT THANKS KATIE I’D MANAGED TO TALK MYSELF OUT OF BUYING IT IMMEDIATELY BUT NOW AAHHHHHHHHH he called himself Justice @o@
How to sell anything to Defira 101
That is the sound of my wallet crying and me cackling gleefully in delight.
YOU CANNOT JUDGE ME. I AM JUSTICE ITSELF.
You tell im bro. (That’s so Justice). I’m betting the other one is Valor. Cause Valor was kind of a dick prick. So… is this how Justice looked like in the Fade? It’s a good look, man. I want to touch.
Fake teaser clip from fake TV series Corpse Justice! Tune in next week kids as the Wardens make an appearance. Warden Commander Amell is sent with his team to investigate the disappearance of fellow warden Kristoff, who has been MIA for fourteen days.
Here’s Sigrun and Nate in CJ-verse. And Anders with his precious forensic toolkit/first aid kit. He’s probably complaining about the frigid cold. And wants to be back in the lab because he didn’t sign up for field work! Also, Amell. Seriously. You haz mage, mage and two rogues. Where’s your tank buddy? Get a tank! Oh wha? You’re working on it? Ok. Go get that corpse. Except it’s not just a corpse now izit?! OH MAKER it’s standing up! Someone tazer it! TAZER! AIEEeee— Good job Sigrun. You get the gold star.
Hey I just met you by ~carrinth
Augh! Song. Stuck in my head. ACK. Crossed with Greek Mythology. Results in… crack…?
Corpse Justice gifs. Because I like to waste utilise my time making silly things. I was drawing some CJ doodles and suddenly (!) this one sketch had Anders and he had this terribly cute expression (usually I am bad with expressions ugh!) that it compelled me to animate it.
Look everyone! I made fake (!) animated gif of fake screenshot of fake TV series Corpse Justice!! Caption it yeeeah~!
Thor: Electric Potential by *carrinth
Jane Foster x Thor on your screen hahaha! I DRAW WHAT I WANT!
It’s 1.47AM. I’m calling in today’s (yesterday?) OC Friday.
Too much Avengers on the mind. Spent the last 3 hours scrolling Tumblr watching Tom Hiddleston gifs and making poop Avenger doodles. Read some Thor fanfics. Watched more Tumblr avengers gifs.
D’aww. Thor asked about Jane. <3
#AND THEN THOR (NOT SO) SURREPTITIOUSLY GRABBED THE MONITOR #AND RIPPED IT OFF #AND RAN AWAY #SCREAMING ‘SPOILS OF ASGARD’ #BUT THEN LATER REALIZED THE SCREEN HAD TURNED DARK #WHAT FOUL SORCERY IS THIS?? #IS LOKI CLOUDING MY SIGHT?! #OR IS IT SIMPLY NIGHT TIME THERE? #…OR DID I BREAK THIS? #MIDGARD TOOLS ARE FRAIL AND FEEBLE!! #HOW WILL I SEE JANE FOSTER NOW?? #JAAAAAANE
(Source: fav.me)
NO PANTS.
OC Friday disaster. What is this even.
